ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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