You work out of a Hotel?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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