His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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