I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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