i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
All the doctor said was why
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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