Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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