Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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