I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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