weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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