I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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