haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
