was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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