u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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