alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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