he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
