and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
its not stalking. its research.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
