Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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