Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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