I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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