I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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