i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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