whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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