yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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