im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm both gender and math confused
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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