No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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