Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
