Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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