He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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