You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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