It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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