I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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