Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Hippo gnu deer
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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