we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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