Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
At least make sure they are 18
Why
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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