I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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