I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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