My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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