so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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