I don't think brook has ever known best
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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