Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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