well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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