i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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