Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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