Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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