i just identified you from a description of your pipe
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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