I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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