I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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