She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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