using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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