He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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