i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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