just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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