She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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