I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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