Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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