Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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