if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
