Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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