Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I supernannyed him into submission
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