I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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